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Magazines, films or photographs of a sexually explicit nature used by men as an aid to masturbation. Pornography can be divided into 3 main categories:

1. Erotica - Mild materials stimulating only to failed wankers.
2. Softcore porn - photos of naked hot chicks popular among traditionalist wankers.
3. Hardcore porn - highly explicit content favoured by experienced wankers.
I was supposed to finish that report last night but I spent the whole time looking at porn and polishing my knob.
by Samantha Fox October 21, 2007
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{P}ants {O}pening {R}eaction (thats) {N}ice

The greatest thing to happen to mankind next to Music. But nowadays every time we try to enjoy some nice porn we get a virus on our computer by faggots with no life.
I have no life so I'm gonna lure people to a porn site and give them a virus on their computer. Maybe I wont be a virgin anymore.
by I love porn! September 07, 2009
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When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet
Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation
by James Lowe November 16, 2004
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noun. creative activity (writing or pictures or films etc.) of no literary or artistic value other than to stimulate sexual desire.
you dont have to be spielburgh to write a good porn flick.
by Ryan Rice June 28, 2006
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the mysterious energy that makes your hands really attracted to your crotch area
Turn off that porn so i can get back to work!
by natataeako March 23, 2009
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the coolest thing that gives you satasfaction and works out your arm at the same time.
vibration sound in the background. porn

mom. why is your door locked honey.
what are you doing

girl.umm nothing mom just give me a minute
by grad slam 69 May 12, 2010
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the thing with all the naked chicks (and guys, but no-one ever pays attention to them)
well, there was this girl... (im sure you can make up the breast. REST, i meant rest. too much porn.
by ... November 24, 2003
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