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Something your parents tell you not to look at but you do anyways
Here comes your mom! close the window before she sees us looking at porn!!
by I eat with my eyes! March 13, 2009
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short for pornography - pictures or videos of people naked or having sex, designed to erotically stimulate the viewer

see porniac
and here's my porn stash
by Freddy Nicholls June 11, 2004
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Legal prostitution

Its the truth lol
If you think about it, in the end..

Prostitutes: have sex with strangers in exchange for money

Pornstars: have sex with strangers in exchange for money
I typed out this definition with one hand cause I was looking at porn.
by forealzz January 14, 2011
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Sorry i cant come to cristmas dinner me and jenna jameson got a date!
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by The Pollok March 13, 2005
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Can only be identified as a magazine or video you immediately lose interest in after jacking off to it.
Man as soon as those fluids left my body I suddenly lost interest in all that..porn..
by 11james11 July 22, 2008
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Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.
Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
by real things are better October 24, 2013
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Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes.

Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.
Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.
by Senor Squiid September 04, 2006
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