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The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.
I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.
by definitelynotarapist August 07, 2017
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What everyone watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.
Hypocrite: You're such a perv, watching porn! You're disgusting!

*Goes home and watches a DVD entitled "Big Dicks in Fat Chicks 12"*
by WPH15 August 02, 2009
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Alright mate, I know your probably at school, all the good sites have been blocked, I've been there myself, but resorting to searching for it on here really does indicate that you need to get laid. Quick.
Porn, no mate, not here.
by Dyaaar December 13, 2009
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A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.
Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
by Poncho Rocketss February 17, 2009
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If all the Arab terrorists would stop strapping themselves with explosives for just a moment and go check out some porn, they'd find a new lease on life and we could all get along!
by Elitist May 13, 2004
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Two people kissing and cuddling is NOT porn

A woman showing a little skin is NOT porn

Two people fucking IS porn.
Julie uploaded a video of her kissing her boyfriend on Youtube. That's porn.

Oh do shut up drama queen.
by Goth Doll August 09, 2016
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