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Office worker, usually male, who spends a large portion of their working day pretending to work while trawling porno sites and swapping porno links with their extensive network of fellow porn addicts.
He always looks guilty and shuffles his mouse when I go into his office - he's a monkey spanking porn pig for shiz.
by poopoothighs November 28, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018