Any chick who you would never fuck, but wouldn't mind seeing in a porno movie.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

A woman who has had several cosmetic surgeries (eg. nose job, lip injections, extremely large breasts) making her look ridiculous by normal standards but attractive by porn standards. Often resulting in celebrity status in the porn community.

A term used to describe a person who is so physically attractive that the mere sight of them in any mundane, typical setting and/or attire can be considered pornography.