Urban Dictionary: porkpie

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this is what james' head looks like

''james you have a mouldy pork pie stuck on your shoulders''

by say no to pork pies May 16, 2004

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ladies vagina after festival. Crunchy on the outside, like jelly on the inside

my porkpies a bit itchy

by Ben Crawford November 11, 2003

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9

To have sex with a girl.

Are you gunna pork pie her?

by Mike Wrench April 15, 2010

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