Urban Dictionary: porkin

To Rail a girl hard and long.

i was porkin the brains outa that skank

by brian josterman June 25, 2005

having sex with someone hard ...thats making them squeal like a pig

by jr123456789 July 16, 2010

a puerto rican.

someone who is in america but still waves around their little puerto rican flags.

Damn porkins all stand in the middle of the hallway.

by meghan March 12, 2004

The fat guy who gets owned in Star Wars Episode IV
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo)

It was hilarious when Porkins died, lol.

by Bocrominated March 30, 2009

Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!

Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"

by Devin E September 08, 2008

A volatile, nymphomaniac hailing from the land of Yorkshire-England. Loves calling people viirgins and eating pies.

‘It was so mental when that porkin punched that guy for being a virgin’

by Greencabbage April 08, 2020

Violently having Oral,Anal, or just regular sex.
It's very rough and unrulingly tough endure.

Fun though.

Dude last night I was porkin it so hard she blacked out.
Or,
(Girl says during intercourse) OH YES PORK ME HARD AND DEEP!!!

by Larry Mcgrieger May 03, 2008