Urban Dictionary: porkin

Top definition

To Rail a girl hard and long.

i was porkin the brains outa that skank

by brian josterman June 25, 2005

Sep 11 Word of the Day

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

having sex with someone hard ...thats making them squeal like a pig

by jr123456789 July 16, 2010

The fat guy who gets owned in Star Wars Episode IV
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo)

It was hilarious when Porkins died, lol.

by Bocrominated March 30, 2009

Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!

Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"

by Devin E September 08, 2008

A volatile, nymphomaniac hailing from the land of Yorkshire-England. Loves calling people viirgins and eating pies.

‘It was so mental when that porkin punched that guy for being a virgin’

by Greencabbage April 08, 2020

a puerto rican.

someone who is in america but still waves around their little puerto rican flags.

Damn porkins all stand in the middle of the hallway.

by meghan March 12, 2004