How can one define a living legend? Ill try.
Porkfry is many things to many people, A loving husband, A dedicated game tester, A famous inter-tron posting guy.

see also - pimpin' LARGE, Spider, Beer

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

Porkfry: one who is quite unattractive, physically not in shape, and slightly resembles a warthog. aka a fat ugly motherf*cker.