a porker is a female that says she is going to stop eating and brags about how much she goes to the gym to her other fat or ugly friends, but in truth she goes home every day, sits on the couch, watches soap operas, eats all the african kids food, and suffocates one of her many cats. she then repetively asks others if her clothes make her look fat. a porker has no real social life, and she is often unintelligent because she let herself become such a porker.

a man can never be called a porker, only a female.
porker: hey, do these jeans make me look fat?

(What an average bystander says): oh, not at all. just don't touch my poutine.

(What they should have said): bitch git on dat treadmill. i want to boil fries in your sweat you porkin bitch!
by kristov June 19, 2006
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this word represents all types of things. you could be a fat nigga, or you could just be an idiot or you can be saying it to your best pal. anyone can use it in an situation.
Nate-“hey you know that short cocked kid vinny?”

Nick- “yea that kids such a porker
by wanzi May 16, 2020
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someone who is fat and obviously does nothing to help that..
"damn!! madalyns a fuckin' porker!!! did u c her put away that whole bag of ruffles druing prac.?!?!?"
by shelbs March 08, 2005
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A rude name for a fat person
"I was an absolute porker before I started hitting the gym."
by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017
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Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.
I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!
by Kitty January 25, 2005
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Any Porsche vehicle or Porsche driver
There's too many porkers on the roads nowadays.
by IanM May 08, 2006
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