fucked, had sex with, etc.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Accidental anal.

The past-tense of the work pork which means to penetrate or penetrated.

to fuck in the asshole and/or the coochie. usually in a hard manner

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife

The act of having a pig shot at you.