Urban Dictionary: porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

by Jason November 23, 2003

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to fuck in the asshole and/or the coochie. usually in a hard manner

that hoe was askin for it, so i porked the shit outta that bitch

by dj mike January 06, 2005

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What Dave did to Shay at a hotel! I porked her hard!

fucked intercourse banged screwed penetrated porked

by Detroitfucking March 05, 2014

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The act of having a pig shot at you.

Dood that fucking prawn just porked you.

by Kemystboy1 October 18, 2009

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When you get raped by a pig.

I just got porked by that pig from Charlotte's Web.

by rehabis4quitters September 15, 2007

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Broken or not working properly.

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.

by watman April 07, 2009

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When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'

We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me

by Erica January 26, 2004

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