Urban Dictionary: pork sworded

The act of making love with a female. More commonly used as a form of bragging, or insult, or both.

"Sam, last night, I got drunk and Pork Sworded your sister"

by richard piper June 29, 2004

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Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".

"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

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A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

by That's men's talk May 26, 2011

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the spam javelin, cok,nob,penis

"when i was a lad i was a cavalier amonst pork swordsmen!"

by pax September 18, 2003

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The common term for a fellas old chap.

I gonna give a peice of my pork sword!

by ave-it April 11, 2003

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A mans penis.

Look at his huge pork sword!

by Courtnie Brown. January 03, 2009

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The large fleshy thing between a man's legs. More commonly known as a penis

A whore would say "Whoa, you are hung. That's the biggest pork sword I have ever seen on a customer"

by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003

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