Top definition
The sexual act where after raw dog anal sex the woman sits on the mans head and lets the seman spill out into his hair.
My head is cold.

No problem i can give you a pork pie top hat to wear.
by Fisting for jesus May 30, 2017
Get the pork pie top hat neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
Get a memory wank mug for your cousin Manafort.