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a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers
Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker
by Sir Ivory Asstapperson September 16, 2011
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May 5 Word of the Day
A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

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by Callmemaybe69 May 04, 2021
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