Once there was a boy named ___ and his classmates decided to call him big Fat Porcupine. And it kinda stuck.
Person one: “hi __ your name is Big Fat Porcupine now”
Person two: “okay
by Yeep yeep March 19, 2020
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When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.
by Pronema January 22, 2011
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A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.
Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!
by anon June 13, 2004
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An individual who enjoys striping on elevated surfaces and displaying their stubbly pubes.
Heather: Kelsey what the F are you doing?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!

Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!

Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!

Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!
by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021
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1. A phrase which you use when you see a reptile of some sort 2. A part in the movie "Strange Wilderness" where Junior saw a snake and said "Oh shit... a porcupine"
3. Something you say to yourself or another person describing the whiskers on a persons facial region.
1. John: "Whoa look at the python."

Tim: "Oh shit a porcupine"
2. Sam: "Look at dave, he just shaved his goatee"

Steph: "Oh shit a porcupine"
by Virgil Eurp September 02, 2010
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a sexual act involving anal sex where in place of a standard lubricant you use crunchy peanut butter causing a rough spiky sensation
man, she ain't gonna be walkin' right for weeks, she let me go anal on her, but I couldn't find the lube, so I ran to the kitchen and grabbed some crunchy jiff and gave her the peanut butter porcupine
by PariahComplex April 21, 2011
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