when you are eating a girl out, then you stop grab a piece of artificial turf shove it up her vagina, then fuck her with a 9 iron
Man me a betsy did the Houston Porcupine last night, and now she wants to golf
by dumpymchatfuck April 27, 2011
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when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.
joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.
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when a girl after she is done sucking your dick spits your cum back into your pubes and spikes it up making you into a spiky porcupine
damn that girl meanest spiky porcupine
by rico suave and ted calfelz November 21, 2009
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An experimental Faggy Hippie Rock band which was literally created by Musician Steven Wilson who recorded his own drums, guitar, bass, vocals, and synth effects in the early 90's.

For the most part they play unique keyboard/acoustic ballads but in their recent albums have taken a more metal approach to their music. Their best CD however is of course the Metal/Synth experiment called 'Deadwing'.
Porcupine Tree? They are bad ass.....but Wilson won't tell anybody what the hell their name means.
by Jeffery Lebowski July 19, 2006
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A mound of a homeless person's feces with used syringes sticking out of it for unknown reasons. Most commonly found in California cities but also seen in places Californians are known to migrate to such as Seattle, WA and Portland, OR
Hey man, watch your step when jogging on Lombard street, I saw some San Francisco Porcupines on my way up here.
by LungleJove February 12, 2020
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When grasping for an object (such as wood or fiber glass) and receiving a hand full of splinters.
Dude, I was grabbing for a pallet at work and I got a Porcupine Hand Job.
by Dangod392 November 16, 2010
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