1. A small, quiet animal with pointy, protective quills on its back to keep it safe from predators.

2. A person, typically a gamer, who is overreacting or lashing out at someone who was not in any way involved in the situation which the "porcupine" is angry about. These people typically play Minecraft, CS:GO, Geometry Dash, or any sport-themed video games.
Definition 1 sentence: "I was poked in the hand from a porcupine I brainlessly attempted to snuggle with."

Definition 2 sentence: "Dude, quit being such a porcupine over Minecraft."
by EliteArchwing February 12, 2017
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a small prickled animal who resembles that of a hedge hog. You are all dirty minded. It is an animal, don't ruin it for the rest of us. hmph.
Ouch, the porcupine pricked me :(
by Sarah B May 09, 2006
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When a man has used so much product in their hair that in retirement his hair is permanently spiked backwards giving off the appearance of a porcupine.
by Master bassist November 18, 2011
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A woman that has really been around

comes from the phrase "if she had as many dicks on her as shes had in her she'd look like a porcupine"
damn dude u fucked mary too so did greg ,john, curtis, and about 15 other guys before them

yea that bitch is a porcupine for sure
by Masta Dragon Red May 29, 2007
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The act of taking a live porcupine (also called the quill pig) and throwing it at an unsuspecting passerby. It is frequently used as a method of revenge on someone who has recently committed a grievous offense.
by jmitch77 August 12, 2009
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woodland creature with lots of needles sticking out of it.
if she had as many things sticking out of her that she has stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.
by deadman77 April 27, 2010
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When a girls pubic hair is extra sharp right after she shaves and it stabs your skin while fucking her.
"She gave me a Porcupine and it hurt the whole entire time."
by PaPa ZiTT November 30, 2006
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