A marijuana smoke session that takes place on a porch
My old lady won't let me smoke inside anymore, so I got to resort to porchies.
by Jimmyjames27 May 19, 2014
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When consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.
It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!
by MarketingMan August 05, 2010
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a black man that is the opposite of denzel washington

short for porchmonkey
-J.C's uncle
-Biz Markie

"PORCHY, get back to work!!"
"sa sa sa soooorrrry siiiirrr, i workk right na"
"...ya boy, u pick that cotton... mmmmmmmm"
by i love white ppl jkkk June 16, 2009
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When your buddy calls you late at night and wants to have an ice cold beer with you on the front porch.
Alex - “Hey Dan, wanna come over and have a porchie?”
Dan - “Sure, what’s going on bud?”
Alex - “Well I got my sister pregnant again.”
Dan - “Sounds like a good night for a Porchie
by Tim Boyle August 02, 2019
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Noun.

Short for porch negro...a black person who loves massa and furthering the agenda of white supremacy. See also: Candace Owens
Someone ask that porchie Klandace Owens if all lives mattered why only black lives are being taken without consequence.
by Kimosabi the Wise June 23, 2020
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