Porch Monkey

Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.

"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back!"

by Hoewley Dievah May 15, 2008

Porch Monkey

A knuckle dragging, mentally deficient bouncer/security at a bar, pub or club

be nice to the porch monkeys otherwise you will get your head kicked in.

by CaptainHurricane June 13, 2011

Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.

Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.

by TerminalJam December 4, 2019

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023

Porch Monkey

Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.

I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.

by Defrain06 August 18, 2017

Porch Monkey

A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.

That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.

by Lala83 June 25, 2015

Porch Monkey

One of a very vast collection of names for a black guy(or girl :D)

those porch monkeys need to go back to africa!

by Concerned White Man November 3, 2010