A hard working person that doesn't need pay
your a good little porch monkey
by kyle1311hop May 05, 2015
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a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day
bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy
by That boring guy August 24, 2019
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A lazy oil changing sign guy. Looks black but talks white
Shef doesn't do shit on his day off and sleeps with dirty white women. He loves Gixxer Mike. Shef be a porch monkey
by WD40 December 06, 2007
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A lazy person who sits on a porch all day and stares at their neighbors
Look at that fucking porch monkey neighbor of ours, all he does is look at us all day.
by MUKUM January 06, 2009
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A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters
-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
by Dago Power September 09, 2010
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A person willing to do basically any household chore, yard work, errands etc. for their local drug dealers in exchange for drugs.
Porch monkeys are some of the best ass kissing people you've ever met!
by Jinx Breece May 27, 2017
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