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Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".
by it'llbalright March 07, 2009
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A gangster wannabe that talks about being gangster when all he does is sit on steps and talk about being gangster to other wannabe gangsters
-Yo so this dude was disrespecting me, I would have stabbed him but i don't need heat from the 5-0
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
-Dude you've been sitting on the porch for the past week you porch monkey
by Dago Power September 09, 2010
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A person willing to do basically any household chore, yard work, errands etc. for their local drug dealers in exchange for drugs.
by Jinx Breece May 27, 2017
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guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
by k0_ November 29, 2018