guy 1:hey look at those porch monkeys over there
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
guy 2: haha yeah, come and clean my shoes you porch monkey
by k0_ November 29, 2018
someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.
your next door neighbor
by pickledspork July 07, 2005
by charlie December 09, 2003
A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.
*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
by Dodectabone July 21, 2006
A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.
A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
by Randall G June 04, 2006
in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white
Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes
by John Robison July 22, 2006