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someone without a job that sits on their porch all day drink'n 40's, and trading food stamps for crack.
your next door neighbor
by pickledspork July 07, 2005
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.
*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
by Dodectabone July 21, 2006
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A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.
A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
by Randall G June 04, 2006
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a black that sits on a porch all day living off the white man's welfare. usually smoking mentholated cigarettes
kanye west is a dirty porch monkey
by king of white May 16, 2007