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A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.
Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
by FrameDragging December 09, 2020
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May 11 Word of the Day
A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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