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When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
Damn! I just woke up and got a porcelain helmet!
by Mctip March 24, 2016
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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