A genetically modified Poptart made specifically for ogres. You can buy Ogre Poptarts at Shrek's Swamp
This item is usually very fucking crunchy.
This item is usually very fucking crunchy.
by RaccYT June 16, 2020
by FRY March 24, 2005
My buddy claims to have bagged that sweet, young thing that's sitting over there at the bar. And what's more? He said that she told him afterward that he was her first! Look at her! She's gorgeous! How he did it, I don't know...but if that doesn't make him the peewee poptart of the century, than I don't know what else would!
by NeeNeeCC March 12, 2011
by aismyname August 06, 2014
The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.
"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"
by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013
Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)
by King Stinky February 09, 2007