The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.
by Basically Arthur Kmbikyan February 17, 2009
by Matt2008 April 08, 2008
Nelson you Fucking rootbeer poptart faggot you're fuckin nasty you stupid shitface eatin nasty shit Boi
by Batmans_layer May 09, 2017
The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.
by BoringAnusEsquireThe3rd November 02, 2020
by Poptart372 November 22, 2016
A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.
I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015
by DirtyDenimDawn March 05, 2018