The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.
"Arthur offered to give me the ol' Armenian Poptart."
by Basically Arthur Kmbikyan February 17, 2009
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this is a nickname for faggots who eat nasty shitflavored foods like nasty shut rootbeer poptarts
Nelson you Fucking rootbeer poptart faggot you're fuckin nasty you stupid shitface eatin nasty shit Boi
by Batmans_layer May 09, 2017
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The act of inverting your penile flesh within your large scrotal gap with the index finger and continue to push until the act of tickling your own prostate is achieved.
OMG DaD we just witnessed the penis poptart, why didn't you tell us about it sooner
by BoringAnusEsquireThe3rd November 02, 2020
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A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.
I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015
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An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.
After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.
by DirtyDenimDawn March 05, 2018
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