A human pop-tart. Dull, tasteless and full of shit. Frequently used to describe twats like that cunt Darius from Fame Academy.

A fanatical lover of pop style music.

a kinder, gentlier name for retard

Short form of "poopentart", literally a sweet pastry shell covering a thin vein of monkey ca-ca

a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well

an extremely peppy and probably very annoying retard. most likely eats a lot of poptarts

Poptard(s) (pronounced: pop-tarts).

Those who constantly pop drugs such as ecstasy in relation to e-tards.