Reality: A frozen, fruit flavored treat.
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I'm no popsickle licker. And thats no gay uphamism... Or is it? No, its not.

Sick freak.
by Zach G. November 16, 2003
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When one (or more) of a man's testicles unintentionally pops out due to a tear in the pants.
The man wondered why everyone in the room looked strangely intimidated - then he smiled as he looked down and discovered he had a popsickle and gently tucked the hairy monster away.
by danclay February 04, 2008
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when skateboarding your skateboard gos vertical and you land on it really hard with your nuts
dude! daniel got popsickled
by philip miller111 July 10, 2008
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A woman or a man that is a pop off , a Pop, a one night stand. A jump off! Easily to have sexually.
by XIT19 February 17, 2021
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when man is partaking in vaginal intercourse with a female while she is on her menstral cycle, right before the man achieves an orgasm he pulls out of the vagina and places the blood covered penis in side the females rectum, once achieving an orgasm in the rectum, he then pulls his penis out of the rectum and places it in the females mouth. (sickest sex act known to man)
"while Cindy was on the rag Bill gave her a Neopolitan popsickle
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A Chunky popsickle is the act of vomiting on a penis during oral sex, and eating said vomit during the blowjob
She got wasted on Snapple and rum and gave Brad a chunky popsickle
by Burning Itch November 16, 2013
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1) A standard popsickle dipped into a glass of hard liquor.

2) Cock.
1) You can't handle this adult popsickle!

2) You can't handle this adult popsickle!
by The Popsickle Man June 16, 2009
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