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An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of shame, emasculation, and frustration.
Jon: So what ever happened with you Abbey last night? Did you end up slippin her the old Hebrew National?
Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.
Jon. ...rough dogg.
Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.
Jon. ...rough dogg.
by Jonny Coldwar January 24, 2010
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009