to pope someone

Unexpectedly whack someone's hand in a mix of anger and fear.

– The pope poping the believer's hand was a surprise to everyone.
– Ho my gosh, have you seen how Brian poped Alfred's hand? I've never seen him acting like this!
– To pope someone is never well received.

by RedTurnip January 3, 2020

popeful

(N): full of hope or expressing hope about the new pope.

(ADJ): feeling or inspiring optimism about the future leadership of the new pope.

The popeful gathered in Rome.

The popeful comments showed enthusiasm for the future of the Roman Catholic Church.

by Liberty Zealot March 14, 2013

SOAP POPE

when thE POPE ROBE GETS STUCK IN HIS BUTTHOLE WHEN DELIVERING SUNDAY MASS AND ALTER CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO CLEAn it.

oh poor timmy did you here what happened to him?
no, what?
he was the soap pope.
oh gross.

by PopeO'Dope November 29, 2017

pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 10, 2017

pap-the-pope

when papping is so easy you got all the pope's worth

That's a total pap-the-pope deal, you should totally act on it.

by Onder wonder November 29, 2021

pope wagon

pope wagon is a physical definition of the head of the katlick church's FAITH that he wont be shot

pope benedick the 16th ratslayer rides in a protected pope wagon because he has FAITH that no ratlings will open fire with a gatlin gun

by humantheism October 4, 2010