A holy dude witha cool hat and bullet-proff golf cart

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

An old man with a big hat and golf cart can be seen in Italy and has the ability to spit holy venom up to 25 ft

An awesome guy that rides aroud in a Pope mobile because he got shot. He actually went to prison and personally forgave the guy that shot him. Thats love.

Dude who tells people not to use condoms so we can have more brats running around and STD's will become more a part of our lives than it is already.

An elderly unmarried white dude that walks around with a hat and a robe for his own pleasure, and then tells you being gay is wrong.

Preaches man-made theologies that encourage sexism and homophobia (compared the holocaust with homosexuality) and supports ignorant and archaic views on abstinence, birth control and abortion that intensifies the spread of AIDS. He also helps to protect priests who are known repeated child rapists.