Urban Dictionary: pop a boner

Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.

by Silly Old Fool October 15, 2008

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The phenomenon that takes place when a sexually aroused male experiences a sudden or gradual rush of blood to the penis causing it to stand stiff and harden, often occuring unexpectedly in a public setting.

I always pop a boner every time I see your mom bend over

I popped a boner in Miss Goodbody's math class just before she asked me to solve a problem on the board

by streetsouljah November 02, 2009

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To pop a boner means for a guy to rapidly get a raging hard-on.

Every time I see naked guys in the cadet showers, I pop a boner!

by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021

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popped a boner

Getting an erection

Dude I saw her at the beach and I popped a boner.

by Salvation_Ghost April 14, 2014

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Popping a boner

When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment

I hate popping a boner while I poo.

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popped a boner

when your penis fails to work; a broken penis.

Tyler: whats it called when you sprain your penis?
Nate: It means you popped a boner.

by Spaghet October 17, 2008

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popped some boners

Having multiple big dicks up your ass. Usually having 20 or more. This has never been done before, but it is said that if it is completed, the person who managed to shove that many dicks up their ass will be considered a god and be given the gift of immortality.

Man 1: "That guy just shoved 20 dicks up his butt!"
Man 2: "You mean he popped some boners!?!?"
Man 1: "Yes"
Man 2: "Give that man a crown and a throne he is a god!"

by YoloSwagYoloSwag January 26, 2014

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