Top definition
1. A loved one who farts excessively.

2. An "endearing" term used by anal obsessive couples.

3. A cute butthole.
1. "Michael's such a pootpoot. I can smell his toots from fifteen miles away!"

2. "Awwh, my wittle pootpoot, I'm sorreh your poor baby booty hurts."

3. "Dayumm Chelsea! Ya sure do gotta nice pootpoot from back here!"
by glttr January 31, 2011
Get a pootpoot mug for your father-in-law Callisto.
May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
Get a Philosopher Stoned mug for your mother-in-law Julia.
2
The car that makes the poot noises in battlefield bad company 2.
Player 1: yo go grab the poot poot and head to C
player 2: Poot poot!
by mahaugher March 27, 2010
Get a Poot Poot mug for your buddy Abdul.
3
it means love. you only say it if you are uwu. it came from <3. because "<3" looks like a fart. poot poot fart
i poot poot you.
by jaeminiscute November 12, 2019
Get a poot poot mug for your mother-in-law Sarah.
4
robvious's pet name, he <3s it when you call him poot-poot.
aww, I love you too poot-poot.
by ZEROKOOL234 April 07, 2004
Get a poot-poot mug for your barber Riley.
5
1.Used to describe superhuman abilities to plug in "Plug Ins" into a wall jack or outlet

2.A slang term for Jesus Juice

3. When an asian person farts and smells like sunny delight

1.My house smells minty fresh! I got summ'a'tat poot poot in me

2.Yeah Tommy, suck that poot poot.

3. Id like a glass of Poot Poot on the rocks please?

(noun) Try summ'a tis Poot Poot. Itll make you forget your mom and dad are divorced.
(adj) Can you smell that citrus pootness?
(pronoun) Oh those dam poots raped that waffle
(verb) WHO THE FUCK POOTED ON My THIGH?
(adverb) Im pootly satisfied!
by A. Kwokster April 15, 2007
Get a Poot Poot mug for your barber Jovana.
6
1. a person who can quack like a duck, yet pick up chicks, or as they like to call it, "chix".

2. someone who owns an AudiTT.
Dood! Pootpoot totally scored chix in his audi TT!
by occult January 18, 2005
Get the pootpoot neck gaiter and mug.