The term used when someone farts in another persons face.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.

Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.

When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.