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The term used when someone farts in another persons face.
Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*
by JayGulBard May 15, 2007
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Tweeting while having a poo, making good use of your 'downtime'.
I was just pooting you this morning.

I am going to poot.
by Nunnintheuk June 18, 2013
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The act of texting while taking a dump at the same time.
Tom : Whats up?
Jerry : Oh nothing man just came home and starting pooting
Tom : Oh man i haven't pooted for like ages
Jerry : OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I'm giving birth to a brown baby boy!
by pu3k September 30, 2009
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When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.
Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.
by Dick Tionary January 09, 2008
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When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.

A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...
by biznuge November 12, 2020
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The definition of a pooting is where you eat while having a poo
Connor:by luke I’m gonna go for a pooting
Luke:what’s a pooting
Connor:it’s where you eat and have a dump at the same time
by Pooting May 10, 2019
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