Pootis (pootispenserus gottamon) is a disease caught by eating too many sandwiches or it may be caught hereditarily. Pootis causes the person who catches it to change appearance resembling a bulky, bald man with a newly-shaved beard in a red soldier suit. The disease also causes the person to have bug eyes and say “Pootis” instead of words (with the exception of a few basic words). One in 4 people are born with Pootis and 207 people catch it everyday. See how you can help at bitly.com/1H9DQSz

Pootis is a catchphrase of Heavy Weapons Guy from Valve's Team Fortress 2, The originally says "Put Dispenser Here" but he says in misunderstanding " Pootis Spencer Here".

Pootis is the dark slime that seeps down your throat as you watch Heavy swaying left to right, you want to blink but your eyes start to bleed in the painful montion of movement as you cannot look away, you start to clench your fists as you cannot move from your current position, the eyes of the Scout venture deep inside your soul as you begin to sweat uncontrollably, and as you begin to feel dizzy the video continues and continues. The only way to stop this...is to remove pootis.

pussssy

The thing between a womans legs that controls our lives. Often called hey-na-nee-na-nee.

A cat, especially a beloved or comical pet cat. Especially common on Daily Kos.

A cross between the terms "pussy" and "booty" to create a easy saying for what straight men chase 95% of their lives