adj. The quality of having attractive excrement due to an adorable pancreas. The last thing one may find alluring about a woman whose external beauty has become tiring.

"Pootis" is a quote from the Heavy, from Valve's free-to-play Team Fortress 2 game. The original quote by said Heavy is "Put dispenser here". However, due to his accent, it appears to sound like he is saying "Pootis spencer here". Therefore, people have grabbed the word "Pootis" from this, thus creating an internet meme.

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~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.

Meaning 1 : "Pootis" or "Pootus", ~noun, Phu-tos the meaning of life.
Meaning 2 : A Phrase removed from TF2's Put Dispenser Here. Used by the Heavy Weapons Guy of TF2

Pootis or noun~ phu-tos
It is the meaning of life.
*cry everytime*

A meme from the Heavy in Valve game Team Fortress 2, edited from the line "Put dispenser here." Basically a version of PINGAS, used in YouTube Poop videos.

When a heavy says (put dispenser here) he doesn't say it correct but he says POOTIS'PENSER