by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004
when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.
by FerociousRyan March 11, 2011
by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019
by fbcmgps April 02, 2020
Mashed POO-ta-TOES
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
by o2bsoulman February 09, 2010
A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
by Dr. Benzer May 11, 2011
"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."
"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"
"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"
by Probably Dan But Maybe Not September 05, 2015