A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.
Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.
by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004
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when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.
dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!
by FerociousRyan March 11, 2011
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When you take a dump after eating way to many french fries.
Dude, I took such a big pootato lst night.
by fbcmgps April 02, 2020
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Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.
Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."
by o2bsoulman February 09, 2010
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A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.
I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.
by Dr. Benzer May 11, 2011
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"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"
by Probably Dan But Maybe Not September 05, 2015
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