"Josh has the biggest pootas

I'm not going to debate you any further if you can't tread on facts, instead of POOTA statistics.

A prostate exam is a PITA, but having diarrhea is a messy POOTA.

"did u see her pootas?!"
"yer....massive!"

"Yo B, check out the ass on that hoe" "Nah man nah... That ass is pootae."

"Word up kid, I would be tapping that, but I am not down with that stanky pootae."

you are such a poota/ puta!

pootas fruitas es muy magnifico