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A loser who is a loser because she/he is a poser.
Stephanie: Yo, yo, I'm so cool!
Andrea: Dude, no, look at you, you're such a pooser! You can't rap for your life!
by xoandrizz May 24, 2009
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
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To poo in excessive amounts normally on oneself. Often used as trash talk by 10 year olds
Wow look at that guy playing club penguin he is such a pooser.
by J69 October 04, 2007
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To poo in excessive amounts normally on oneself. Often used as trash talk by 10 year olds
Wow look at that guy playing club penguin he is such a pooser.
by J69 October 04, 2007
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A loser and a Poser mixed together
Girl One: Did you see that new girl with the blonde hair and blue eyes?
Girl Two: She seems like SUCH pooser
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From 16 Candles: "I'm sorry my friends were such poosers..."
by Chas March 10, 2004
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one who is a poser but accuses others of posing. also, they have a lisp.

1. Yo you pooser you aint cool.U cant board either..yo
dan's a pooser.haha
by evan April 01, 2003
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