a male friend who gets female tendencies such as whining, mood swings, easily irritated, etc...
"bro, its not a big deal. stop being such a poose....
by jeff bentz November 01, 2007
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Term of endearment used to describe the vagina of one's wife or girlfriend. Most commonly used as a less offensive or vulgar 'pussy' or 'poosay'.
Hello dear. How was work? Can I touch your poose tonight?
by PaulieFanny November 25, 2010
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POOSE (n.) "Pewse"

Colloquial Scots term for 'cat'.
"Cam tey grips, ye wee raj - yer poose has shat ayl awaer ma livin' rhume!"

From "McCatSpotting" by Irwin Scots.
by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005
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Rocco Coppola is a poose when it comes to drinking, girls, WoW, sports, being 'murcan, and life.
by BossBoss January 21, 2011
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A word that can be used to describe any situation whether its good, bad, funny, sad, hateful, loving, or spontaneous. May also be used as a verb. Basically you can substitute poose for any word known to mankind.

Who needs a dictionary? Got poose?
Good: "Nice ride man, that's so totally poose."

Bad: "Your moms a bitch." "Yeah, shes so poose."

Verb: "Dude, you just got poosed!"
by Poose Coon March 08, 2004
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To be poosed is to have an unwelcome guest enter your room, and akwardly stand until they realize they are not welcome in your room.
Guy 1: "Yo dude I was just chillin in my room and I totally got poosed"
Guy 2: "wow bro that sucks, he got me too like five minutes ago"
by winbro December 08, 2009
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1. The slang term used to describe the byproduct of when one is emitting fecal matter from their rectum, at the same time as they are releasing urine. It is derived from the combination of the slang terms, "poot" and "piss".
1. "Man, Elaine left some rank poose in your toilet"
2. "I got so scared, that I poosed my pants"
by Geoffrey Arkansas October 04, 2006
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