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1. A condition caused from gay anal sex where fecal material runs down the back of the scrotum.
2. A condition caused by fecal material in your pants that is pressed into the scrotum.
2. A condition caused by fecal material in your pants that is pressed into the scrotum.
1. After Dave pulled his cock out of Matt's ass, he noticed Matt had poopynuts.
2. Matt shit his pants while stalking people in his truck. He then said to himself,"Great, now I've got poopynuts!".
2. Matt shit his pants while stalking people in his truck. He then said to himself,"Great, now I've got poopynuts!".
by Frank Enbeens May 12, 2007
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Itchy, crusty and stinky residue left over on the underside of the scrotem, usually do to an improper back-to-front wipe motion (for those who actually use toilet paper). It demonstrates extremely poor hygiene and is found to cross all racial and ethnic origins.
I was about to get a blowjob until she found out I had poopy nuts. Now I will never get any play because she told all her friends. Maybe I should try switching it up. I heard that gay men love poopy nuts.
by Jack M. Hoffer December 01, 2007