Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

If you live up North, where it snows a lot, this is what becomes of what your dog leaves in your yard during the wintertime.

A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.

A frozen piece of poop, stuck in a stick and then eaten for pleasure!

An icicle formed under a portable loo. The shit water seeps through the gaps in the portable loo and gather under the plastic. During winter, this freezes and therefore creates poopsicle.

Like a popsicle, but made of poop.