The mix of the words popsicle and poop, or when you have no more insults in mine.
YOUR NOTHING BUT A SWEATY POOPSICLE!!!!!
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
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When a man penetrates a woman's ass pulls it out and then has her suck on it
I gagged last night after he gave me a poopsicle.
by Swifty K September 11, 2009
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When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.

Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)

(also refer to Ass-Gremlin)
"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly

"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.

"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"
by Zachary Allen November 28, 2006
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Take a piece of shit, freeze it, stab someone with the frozen shit, and fuck the whole made by stabbing them with the frozen shit.
I gave Nancy "The Poopsicle" and now she's in the ER!
Rob, you're fucked up.
by ObamasAnkles February 08, 2011
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1. The result of of freezing feces by either defecating in extremely cold weather or by placing feces in the freezer.

2. A delicious summertime treat. Very easy to make.

3. A last resort weapon made from frozen feces that tapers off to a sharp point. Used for stabbing.
1. George: So how was Alaska, Richard?
Richard: I had a fantastic time, but I wouldn't want to live there. It was so freakin cold I was cranking out poopsicles.

2. (kid runs into kitchen) Mom! Mom! Can you buy me some poopsicles?
Mom: No need Honey! I'll go make one for you right now!
Kid: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

3. Never leave the igloo without your poopsicle, son. There are some bad neighborhoods by the pole.
by Prpldrnk June 28, 2009
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A delicious treat for anyone on a hot summer day.
Guy 1: Man it’s real hot out.
Guy 2: hey, I have an idea, let’s get poopsicles!
by lil clorox April 02, 2019
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