Urban Dictionary: poopsicle

Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.

The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.

by HoboShank February 09, 2012

If you live up North, where it snows a lot, this is what becomes of what your dog leaves in your yard during the wintertime.

The kids had to be careful making their snowman, so that it would not incorporate any poopsicles.

by Kalisiin January 15, 2011

A frozen piece of poop, stuck in a stick and then eaten for pleasure!

Man, do you know what your eating?
No, what?
Your eating a poopsicle!

by Saugy January 27, 2005

It's so cold outside my labradoodle just made a poopsicle.

by palmie g January 23, 2013

to analy pleasure your partner immediately followed by felatio

after i banged her ass she turned around and hoovered my poopsicle.

by pat harvey October 28, 2002

When someone dresses in all brown clothing.

"You're just a big fat poopsicle, aren't you?"

by McGarveys July 24, 2008

A tasty, chocolaty, morsel that comes out fresh and warm, but served frozen.

Bo's favorite snack is a poopsicle... but he usually likes them after they've melted a little.

by jackstack October 16, 2007