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Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.
by seaglass April 22, 2006
3
The opportunity to take a poop, especially when on a vacation around a group of people, or when hanging out with a new crush.
Once the boys left the house to grab some food, Mary realized she finally had a poopportunity and ran to the bathroom.
by Love for the Big Girl September 25, 2013
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1) the moment in a public restroom when you have to poop and you have the restroom to yourself
2) making money, or creating a business centered around poop
2) making money, or creating a business centered around poop
1) My poopportunity was ruined when I heard someone open the restroom door!
2) Squatty Potty and Poo-Pouri are two we’ll know pooportunities, but did you hear about the lady in Maine making Turdy people out of moose poop? Everyone is getting in on the poopportunity train!
2) Squatty Potty and Poo-Pouri are two we’ll know pooportunities, but did you hear about the lady in Maine making Turdy people out of moose poop? Everyone is getting in on the poopportunity train!
by Brunette Barby October 25, 2018
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Walking into the school's empty washroom, I was pleasantly surprised the the poopportunity as I had been in dire need all day.
by TeacherAF April 18, 2019