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Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.
I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!
by GuitarMarshall January 28, 2011
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.
Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.
by B'jackoff October 15, 2004
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The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.
Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"

Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."
by YeetYateYote July 18, 2018
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To hijack one's social media, usually to post status updates involving pooping.
Dan poopjacked Wendy while she was answering the door.
by ryemyles April 01, 2014
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