The funniest song ever made by me safety’s

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

Something sophie would say

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit

When you drop a massive load in the toilet and it has the sensation of having your anus being whipped.

1. A stupid person
2. Slang term for dumbass